It's not my fault...
Tired slapped me hard
My face still stings from the hit
Forcing me to nap
Thanks for that..we almost crashed the permanently fixed ride car. And for the record, I’m only half Asian, so I only half suck at driving.Quick pit stop through the marathon..zooming past the competition
I had to grab the wheel because she was both Asian and a woman. Pfft.
5 days and counting!! Disneyland Holidays! Believe you me, I will be there as much as possible..with anyone I can drag into my car.
Oh Google, you have one upped yourself today. Really? Tickle me google?
babies with mustaches..you can’t help but smile
(via sleepandeat)
Please don’t eat me!
“If irony was a fabric, I would wear it exclusively.”
— said I via text regarding the irony of my shopping at Banana Republic
